gender: none binary w left beef
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
I got shit to do
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
Thank you. I needed this today.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED