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At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
- Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via onlinegf)
1 hour ago
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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

1 hour ago
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I found my soulmate on Tinder." -trippinbawlls

2 hours ago
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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

3 hours ago
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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

4 hours ago
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romanovastiel:

Treat yourself the way you treat your favorite characters. Look into your back-story to understand your current plot. Sympathize with yourself. Recognize your flaws, and appreciate your strengths. Defend yourself. Cheer yourself on when you go into battle. Appreciate every relationship you make and always look for hidden potential. You’re the protagonist in your story. You’re the main character. You’re the hero.

Treat yourself like one.

5 hours ago
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d0000i:

people wonder why i sit alone and play video games every day but honestly video games have never failed me compared to the many people who attempted to be part of my life

6 hours ago
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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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