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naamahdarling:

blame-my-muses:

giddytf2:

shisha-kebab:

Probably the awesomest clip job ever.. Not my photo

I can’t imagine how long it took to shave that.

shit, that’s gorgeous…

He knows he is badass.  Look at him.

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thelittlequeerdeer:

gender: none binary w left beef

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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Anonymous asked: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

2 hours ago
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hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

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Real talk

forestnymph0:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Thank you. I needed this today.
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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED