i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you

i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell

(Source: breakfastburritoe)

If you have ever inhaled a 420 please like this so I can call the police

(Source: urtube)


my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police


My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

(Source: america-n)


it feels like a good day and im happy
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